An ancient prophecy once told of a copywriter so talented he could translate Ulysses from its original English to emoji form. This legendary wordsmith was foretold to possess powers so pithy and topical that no late night talk show host would be able to match his social commentary. The original scrolls that tell of his coming were lost some time ago, but you can still hear of his creativity on some obscure sub Reddits. Whether you choose to believe in Dapper Dan or not is of no consequence, for his copy and concepts run through the very heart of every great campaign.
But seriously. I may not be a legend — yet — but I am handy with a catchphrase, quick with a concept, and adept at ad-libbing. Dreaming big gets me up every morning and creating conversion driven copy brings home the bacon. You want to launch a national TV campaign? Let’s go. You need a brand bible? I’m your guy. Product? Comms? Content? Website refresh? Check. Check. Check. Check. Let’s get this bread, fam.
Email: dan.kleinman87@gmail.com / Phone: 917 459 6366